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For all you fellas, thought that you would appreciate this.?

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    wow, your really good...

    here's another one...

    a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.

    that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.

    her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha-Ha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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