Is it possible to ask an Astronomy question without some bozo making a "Uranus" joke?

Does the pope s**t in the woods? Does a bear wear a funny hat?

Wait a minute. Neither of those are Uranus jokes!

What are those rings around URANUS?

Scientists had originally thought URANUS was 1.7 billion miles from Earth. This is wrong. It's closer that you think!

The top religious and scientific figures are debating whether URANUS is holy or not.

URANUS and it's moons are always visible to the naked eye.

When I go to see URANUS, will it be bright? Remind me to bring my blinders anyway.

Becasue you didn't ask a question I felt I needed to post some jokes.

well then dont ask an astronomy question with a bozo around

Depends on where you ask the question..

Around here, it is pretty much guaranteed that you will find

some adolescent Bozo answers...

Its still funny many years later, "Urine-as" isn't any better, as some call it

No.... so do you know how the spaceship Enterprise and toilet paper are the same?

they should rename it. urectum.