If you absolutely have to break wind at work and there are people around what should you do?

Snicker, we all laugh about it!

I worked for 20 years in Long term care.This is a terrible thing to do,but I think you will find it funny.

When I accidentally broke wind,i would look at my patient and say"Mable,did you do that".Worked every time.

What I hate is being around others and you start laughing or coughing and there it gos.It is embarrassing,saying excuse me just don't seem good enough.I don't know why,everyone farts.

Let loose a 'one-cheek sneak'.

It has to be a crowded area so no-one knows who's to blame. The elevator, for example.

Walk to the bathroom, make an excuse to leave, just say I will be right back.

Perhaps a quick trip to the men's room is appropriate.

depends where you work. if you work in a women's clothing store better put a cork in it. if you work on a contruction site, let it rip and see how many notes of the national anthem you can do.

Excuse yourself if you are in mid-sentence and go to the bathroom. If you aren't talking with your co-workers, just go to the bathroom.

Try to get yourself to a secluded place.

If not, make some noise (cough, loud sneeze, move chair, etc.) and try to let go then.

go to the bathroom when noones there and let go! then get out of there before someone shows up to comment on the nasty smell, heheh

Fart near someone you don't like and then look at them and say there name really loud! Like they just did the dirty deed! Only you and him (or her) will know the truth!

Excuse yourself and go to the men's room.