I'll give up a few of my points so ev1 can get a easy two. Have a great day ev1?

thanks for 2 pts!!! have a great day!!!

alrighty 2 points...heres some jokes 4 u....

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...

GIRL : Why not ??

BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??

BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.

Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

Man : NO, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out

of the other.

Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?

Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?

Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.

Lily : So what do you do?

Sam : I close my eyes.

Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?

Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.

Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?