what religion are you?

I'm Catholic.

Catholic.

LaLaism. It is a very old and ancient religion that goes back many many years (6 to be exact). I am the supreme leader of this religion that has a vast and devout following of 2 people. It has many mystical properties and rituals that many may witness but not understand due to its complex and intricate machinations such as 'Visit to the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet' and 'Spend Paycheck on Useless Crap You Will Never Use'.

If you are interested in becoming a member of this world-renowned affiliation all you have to do is click you heels three times and say 'There is no spoon, there is no spoon, there is no spoon'.

It is difficult to say that I belong to a religious group, but I feet that the community of believers that I am a part of is earnestly and constantly trying to get into a right relationship with God. For me that means that we engage the world and all of humanity in a positivist and proactive manner with love and compassion. Like EVERY other denomination (of every faith) there are some who have taken the ideals of the group and warped and perverted them, I feel that we continually strive to reform and correct ourselves, while making us open to new understandings from outside the world.

We believe that God by nature is very GOD, meaning that God's essence is always knowing, holy, just, and loving, And that human short comings alienate us from God (how can a perfectly knowing, holy, just, and loving God be tolerate ignorance, injustice, and hate, which is so much of human nature.) So only when God covers us with Godly Love, can we come into the Godly Presence.

I belong to the Christian Reformed Church of North America (and proudly a Calvinist)

That's sort of like asking "what shade on blond hair do you have?"

Perhaps you should clarify that only religious people should answer, as my atheism isn't a religion (and please - no comments about the implied belief of atheism - if NOT believing in something no one has ever seen is a religion, then there a lot of non-santa followers out there).

I'm a Hindu.

It's the oldest religion in the world & the third largest.

We dont believe in killing people of other religions.

I'm proud of my religion just as u must be of ur religion.

I was home on my couch reading my bible was reading Romans 8 chapter were it say you become a son of the living G=D heir of G-D and co -Heirs with Jesus.for the forth time and i got on my knees and said I'm staying on my knees until i hear Abba Father cry out from with in 7 minutes later i heard it just what I asked for it just as loud for me as it was for little Samuel. what church should i belong too being it was like Samuel i been going to the same as Samuel!

The ONLY Scriptural religion...Jewish.

Even Jesus was Jewish, yet christians claim He was Christian, & Catholics claim He started Catholicism.

So, you tell me who's following the Scriptural religion?!?!

Pagan

I am a hindu and we do not proselytise.

We do not kill millions of people

We do not steal from others.

We do not rape their women.

We do not put a cross on their children.

And it goes on and on and on.

Boring right? Yeah I know. The british called us pagans

The muslims call us kaffirs.

I am a hindu and very proud of it.