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e_deckwa
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e_deckwa asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Can you figure this out?

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to saftley get out of this highly dangerous situation? Think for a minute..........Give up?

Get your drunk a*s off the merry go round!

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  • twiztidsdad
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    When you're drunk the whole world is a merry-go-round.

  • Derek Dirisio
    1 decade ago

    i ws gonna say jump off the back of the horse and over the lion and land safely but that works 2.

  • mike L
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    get off the horse

  • Dreamweaver
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    just go on running because the lion will never catch up with you

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  • Peter B
    1 decade ago

    just wait till the ride stops and get off

  • Vijay Anand
    1 decade ago

    I was really searching my brain 4 an ans. nice one

  • the ole ball and chain
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lmao thats a good one i was gonna say jump on the elephant

  • ♥Amanda♥
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Old but still cute!

  • chiefslapaho
    1 decade ago

    bite the horses *** to make it go faster

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I am waiting for that ride to break! LOL.

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