Why is sex like playing spades?

hmm good question but... i know love to men is like cards

you need a heart to love him

a diamond to marry him

a club to beat him

and a spade to bury the bastard

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To h e l l with the answer, I want the prize!!!

Oops, there goes my pacemaker again...!

I'm 60, living in the 50's, thinking like I'm 14, again!

We play dominoes, less excitement here are Sleepy Hollow Nursing Care!

Quiet, everyone, here comes Nurse Cratchett (y)! Oh, no, my turn for an enema!? Oh, NO!!!!!!

Because no one wants a lot of hearts or to get stuck with the queen!

Its better with 3 people.

And I hope sex is the prize!

I used to play hearts but once you go black you never go back.

Because you never know when the b**ch is going to come.

think answer 2 got it in 1...LOL

lol ... they both need partner ... and a gud one and and u better hope for playing long ...

its entertaining like having fun?

if you dont have a good partner u better have a good hand