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Celebrity Death-match! Who will win?

Oprah vs. Martha Stewart

Madonna vs. Mariah Carey

Johnny Depp vs. Brad Pitt

Kid rock vs. Tommy Lee

Paris Hilton vs. Stewie Griffin (of Family Guy)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    On Oprah vs Martha thats tough I'd say Martha, she's the more aggresive of the two.

    Madonna vs Mariah Carey,,,go to go again with the white chick, Madonna's survived so much more than Mariah, and she's a lot more cut, look at her arms.

    thrd JOHHNY DEPP yes he's the underdog but anyone that can survive the 80's and STILL have a nice career is a winner.

    Paris vs Stewie,,STEWIE DUH, Paris would get halfway through throwin Stewie on the ground and forget what she was doin andstart scratchin her dog. STEWIE ROCKS.

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    I almost forgot Tommy Lee (like there's a suprise) Kid's a poser.

    Source(s): I watch WAY too much TV
  • 1 decade ago

    Oprah would sit on and crush Martha

    Madonna would kill Mariah by her horrible singing

    Brad Pitt will beat the crap out of Johnny Depp

    Kid Rock will let Pamela Anderson give Tommy Lee Hepatitis C

    Stewie Griffin will take down Paris Hilton by showing her the sex tape.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oprah

    Madonna

    Johnny Depp

    Kid Rock

    Stewie Griffin

  • 1 decade ago

    Martha Stewart- since she's been in prison

    Madonna- she's "buff"

    Johnny Depp is a pirate so he would stab Brad with his sword :)

    Kid Rock kicks a$$ all the way around, so he would kick

    Tommy's too

    Stewie would snap Paris like the twig that she is

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oprah.

    Madonna.

    Johnny Depp.

    Tommy Lee.

    Stewie Griffin.

  • 1 decade ago

    Martha,is pure evil,and she survived prison.

    Madonna,I am pretty sure she is a vampire.

    Johnny Depp,Pitt is to distracted by ms Jolie.

    Kid Rock,Presently married to Pamela.

    Stewie,would win easily,would just need to take plenty of penicillin afterwords.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oprah..i mean she is one of the most powerful women there is

    Madonna..she has more years over mariah

    Brad Pitt..seems more of the fighting type between the two

    Kid Rock....because he rocks

    Paris Hilton..money talks

  • 1 decade ago

    martha stewart has street cred now that shes out of the joint

    mariah carey would body slam her

    johnny depp will sword fight til the death

    ew gross....kid rock can use pamelas boobs to kill tommy lee

    paris would stuff stewie in her huge vagina

  • 1 decade ago

    Oprah

    Madonna

    Johnny Depp

    Tommy Lee

    Stewie

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oprah

    I dunno....a tie maybe

    Johnny Depp

    Tommy Lee

    Stewie

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