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detroitsports_fan
detroitsports_fan asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Old joke, everyone probably knows?

whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

First correct answer 10pts. i feel nice today

Update:

good one briansmobile, but thats not what i'm looking for

Update 2:

Norman7774 got it first. good job

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You can unscrew a lightbulb

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Looks like I am too late to get in on this one.

  • Ziggy27
    1 decade ago

    you cant turn off a pregnant woman?

  • Tyler
    1 decade ago

    a light bulb lights up

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  • mobile auto repair (mr fix it)
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    you can turn on a light

    unscrew the light

  • Bubbles
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    you can screw the lightbulb

  • wonderfulgirlie
    1 decade ago

    a light bulb can't get laid I don't know what is it

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER.THAT ONE IS SO OLD I SERIOUSLY FORGOT.E-MAIL ME AND LET ME KNOW!!!!!!! PLEASE. I LIKE SENDING JOKES TO 98ROCK. THANX!!!!!!!!!!!

    they both got screwed.one for just a moment, one for 18 more years????????????

  • buyaksha
    1 decade ago

    you can **** a preg women

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