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Best punchline gets 10 points?
The question is:
"Why did the sailor fall off the boat?"
Who can come up with the best punchline?
17 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
because his mother was on it butt naked while having sex with his dad, and there pet lizard crawled up his dads butt! While the mom had a orgasm that shocked the nation while his dad shot demon sperm into the water that killed all living sea animals. So the sailor committed suicide after seing that inccodent.
- Asterisk_Love♥Lv 41 decade ago
He didn't fall off. He was such a good sailor that he got the boat going too fast and it just sailed right out from under him!
- 1 decade ago
Because he felt that the color of the boat was not matching with the tides, but the color of his dress was matching with them..he had an artistic mind..
- Anonymous1 decade ago
because the sail boat across from him was carrying a naked blond....he was trying to get a closer look.
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- 1 decade ago
Because he already helped Captain "Jack off", and the deck was slippery!
Source(s): Pete you're funny! - 1 decade ago
he didn't realize he was now part of the seamen (heh think about it) â¥
