Is the sun getting brighter these days.....?

Question

I find the sun is too bright for me to look at without wearing sunglasses, and even then it still hurts my eyes.

A friend recommended masturbating excessively every day in order to impair my sight and hence alleviate my discomfort.

I probably could arrange to have a couple of 15 minute slots available in my day if I shuffle a few things around - should I go for it?

natasha * · Accepted Answer

Yes, but you have to think to the future, soon it will be winter again, and the earth would have shifted on its axis and then it wont be as bright any more. Would you find your eyesight suffering in the poor conditions?

gadget_billericay · Answer

Obviously the lack of any woman in the household is resulting in more DIY than just the coving, you could however try this method if you can remember to arrange the 15 minute slots and obviously make sure you are not in front of any work colleagues.

baldshakka · Answer

Really if you keep looking at the sun you can tell its getting brighter. Dumb azz, were u raised in a cave? 

All that jerkin off is only gonna get one tricep bigger than the other,,,

chapers · Answer

Less masturbation = perceived brighter sun? Haven't heard of that one before. Try shuffling this one around a bit....to get....

Less sex = blazing ball of hot fire

Enjoy :)

littleredms · Answer

You need to get outdoors more often! 
Instead of staying indoors doing whatever

Ben · Answer

Hilarious! You are pretty funny! What are you going to do about the polar ice caps?

-RKO- · Answer

The sun's getting brigher - but only during the day.   -RKO-

Megan G · Answer

Yeah it is. Mostly global warming.

Moses_Santos_ii · Answer

why would that impair your sight?

Chris · Answer

You are crazy! I mean crazy!

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