who can make me laugh with the best "yo mama" joke?

yo mama so fat she uses diet soap

1) When Yo Mama Fell I Didn't Wanna Laugh But The Cement Was Crackin Up!

2)Yo Mama Is So Poor That Everytime You Step On A SkateBoard She Says Why You Steppin On The Family Car

3)Yo Mama's So Stupid That She Brought A Spoon To THe SuperBowl

a version i made so 2 brothers have been in a brilliant combat they have been puching one yet another, calling one yet another names, etc. quickly the extra youthful yell out "Yo mama so stupid, she delivered a ruler to mattress to be sure how long she slept." then the older and form of wiser brother stated "properly, you're so stupid, you purely dissed yo mama!" you are able to replace the yo mama comedian tale with yet another for transformations

Yo mama is so fat that when she came to pick you up at school in a yellow shirt the principle said "bus 27"!!! isnt that funny??

Yo' mama is so dumb, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death!

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Yo' mama is so stupid, she thinks that Meow Mix is rap music for cats!

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Yo' mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room!

Ya mama so poor she went to Mc Donalds and put a mikshake on Layaway.

Ya mama so ugly when she walked down the street somebody said damn is it halloween already.

Yo mamma's so black, when she gets outta the car, the oil light comes on.

yo mamas so skinny when she ate a skittle, she looked 7 months pregnant

yo mamas so fat she got baptized at sea world

yo mamas so fat her blood type is ragu

yo momma's so short, she kicks durt when she farts.

yo momma's so strong, she drinks peanut butter

yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale, it reads "one a a time please"

HAHAHA

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like ****.

yo momma's so old, her birthday expired

Yo momma's so old, She farts out dust.

yo momma's so fat Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

yo momma's so fat When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

hahaha

i hope i made u laugh

Yo mama is so fat the only place she sees 90210 is on her scale.