Whats your biggest lie?

I once had a small accident with the car where the whole side was slightly scrapped from tail light to past passenger door. My ex husband was always so picky about the cars so I knew he would kill me when he found it so I didn't tell him. The very next day he went out to wash the car. Just in a moment he come puffing to the door and demands that I go to the car with him. He points out the scrap and starts screaming about the missing paint down the side. So to save myself I started screaming louder than he did. He had taken my car to work the night before I scrapped it so I let him have it. I told him he would not take my car to work again that he had parked it there at his work and someone hit it. Needless to say he stopped yelling at me over it. That was over thirty years ago and he never found out the truth.

After I left an abusive relationship, I went back and kidnapped his pit bull puppy. The poor thing was severely abused and starved because my ex was trying to make him mean. So after I stole him away, he asked me about it and I told him he must of ran away.

Telling my boyfriend that I love him

its either i love you or sure i'll tell you before i come so you can pull it out of your mouth

telling my first husband that I loved him

I'm from the goverment and I'm here to help you.....

.. i am beautiful..

next to that, i am sexy. next to that, i am young. next to that i am always, always nice. LOL

it's your baby i swear!

"...i only got eyes for you"