What is poor man's entertainment?

Television of course.

Grocery shopping with food stamps, throwing french fries to the seagulls in the park, asking for money on the street, sleeping, collecting pop and beer cans, digging through other people's garbage

I like to sit on the steps and watch the retards across the street that are poorer than me try to entertain themselves. That is pretty entertaining!

Porn n lube, cat and a dog, BB gun and little league, bottle of ketchup and a pay phone coin return slot or doorknob in a public place, *67 voive changing software and a few phone numbers

Stickball-baseball when your parents can't afford a bat or a baseball

You just get a stick and any thing round (that is about the right size)

whittling

dumpster diving

tobacco spitin' while fiddle and harmonica playin'

bar brawls

hangin' 'round the car repair shop (or the bait 'n' tackle shop)

cousin sex

quarters (drinkin' game) with Paps Blue Ribbon

1.- Playing GOLF.

2.- Drinking beers and watching TV

Standing on a street corner with a sign.

Watching flies

Garbage,Bugs,