jokes: a stupid housewife ??

there was a sexy housewife and the husband went to work.

her husband's friend came over to her house and she opened the door.

he said: "Hi, i'm Jeff, a friend of your husband. Is Matt here?"

housewife said: "no, he went to work"

Jeff was amazed of her body and ask: "do you want $1,000?"

housewife: "depends... what's the deal?"

hesaid: "open your t'shirt"

housewife: "i don't think so... "

he said: "how about $500 ?"

housewife: "no, i don't think so."

he said: "okay, how about $1,000 ?"

housewife: "well, i could use the $1,000... Okay then"

then the housewife did open her clothes. the guy was so happy.

after that her husband came home and ask the housewife:

" honey, did Jeff came by today?"

housewife said: "yes, dear, he came by but you wasn't home"

husband said: "oh, it's okay, did he bring the $1,000 that he owes me?"