Andrew Petrucci

Sekarang lagi pake XT 19 tapi ud beli Seas Orchestra. Lebih bagus ga ya?

I'm curious is there another color for Daffodil flower?

Like a hybrid maybe?

Please give me the link if you have seen it.

What would you do when you are newly wed but you fall in love with someone else who has a broken marriage?

I mean deeply in love with her?

But yet, you know you can't be together.

I have a Koi Fish tattoo on my shoulder / upper arm.

I want to make a half sleeve, but i want to make it more masculin rather than having a Lotus flower.

Any idea what to add??

My Koi fish tatt is orange and has a blue Japanese wave with pink Cherry blossom.

C'est la saison des pluies

La fin des amours

Ainsi sous la véranda je regarde pleurer

Cet enfant que j'ai tant aimée

C'est la saison des pluies

L'adieu des amants

Le ciel est de plomb il y a de l'humidité dans l'air

D'autres larmes en perspective

Le temps était de plus en plus lourd

Et le climat plus hostile

Il fallait bien que vienne enfin

La saison maussade

C'est la saison des pluies

La fin des amours

J'ai quitté la véranda et me suis approché

De celle que j'ai tant aimée

C'est la saison des pluies

L'adieu des amants

Un autre viendra qui d'un baiser effacera

Le rimmel au coin de ses lèvres

it's for a studio apartment.

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, a British and a French, who found this small genie bottle.

When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said,

"Next to you are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE".

The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the British. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SH*T.........!"

Lesson IV - Think before u say or maybe just look where u r going!

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each."

So the eager senior manager shouts, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries for a month."

Pfufffff, and he is gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouts, "I want to be in Floridawith beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails for a month."

Pfufffff, and he is also gone.

Then it's the boss's turn, and he says calmly, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch"

Lesson III- "Always allow the bosses to speak first

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of ese are you?"

Confused, the Japanese replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc?"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' he was.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkey, or monkey?"

Lesson II - Never insult anyone.

Story: 1

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I want to open a damn checking account."

To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up *****! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

Having said this,the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem, sonny," the elderly man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager thoughtfully, "and you're saying that this ***** here is giving you a hard time?"

Lesson I- If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything

i'm really pissed off right now because of this stupid management from my company where i work!!!!

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

first of all, excuse my language. IT'S JUST A JOKE

Little girl :"Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut !"

Mommy:"You mean it's small ?

Little girl :"No, it is salty ........

Lady:"Hello rescue 911 ?? A maniac has broken into my house and he is rap.......ing....meeh rigghht ..... eh. ehh nowww, can youu jussst ahhhhrest himm tomorrowwww mooorning ... ahhhhhh ...... !!!!!!!!!?!

SEX is like NOKIA (connecting people), like NIKE (just do it), Like PEPSI (ask for

more), like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)

Dualism Theory about BRA.

If you use it, it will thighten 2 things but if you take it off it will harden 1 thing

Why a penis is more practise than a credit card?

1. accepted all over the world

2. automatic refill

3. no due date

4. no authorization

5. no need an autograph after using it.

Have a great day ahead!!

GIRL : I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST : Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so

what did he do to deserve that ?

GIRL : Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL : emmmm ....... Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL : Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL : Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he had sex with me !

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL :

uuuhhhhh ..........Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's still no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he told me he has AIDS !

PSYCHIATRIST : BASTARD !!!!!

there was a sexy housewife and the husband went to work.

her husband's friend came over to her house and she opened the door.

he said: "Hi, i'm Jeff, a friend of your husband. Is Matt here?"

housewife said: "no, he went to work"

Jeff was amazed of her body and ask: "do you want $1,000?"

housewife: "depends... what's the deal?"

hesaid: "open your t'shirt"

housewife: "i don't think so... "

he said: "how about $500 ?"

housewife: "no, i don't think so."

he said: "okay, how about $1,000 ?"

housewife: "well, i could use the $1,000... Okay then"

then the housewife did open her clothes. the guy was so happy.

after that her husband came home and ask the housewife:

" honey, did Jeff came by today?"

housewife said: "yes, dear, he came by but you wasn't home"

husband said: "oh, it's okay, did he bring the $1,000 that he owes me?"

i love Dream Theater

there is a 65 years old lady who gave birth to a child. her friends came over to see the baby

the granny said: Later, ok?

then a few minutes later, her friends ask her the same question again: Can we see the baby?

the granny said: Later, ok?!!

her friends ask her 3 times and then they said: When can we see the baby then?

granny said: When the baby cries

her friends said: why do we have to wait until the baby cries?

granny said: yeah, because i forgot where i put the baby.