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a stupid joke?

first of all, excuse my language. IT'S JUST A JOKE

Little girl :"Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut !"

Mommy:"You mean it's small ?

Little girl :"No, it is salty ........

Lady:"Hello rescue 911 ?? A maniac has broken into my house and he is rap.......ing....meeh rigghht ..... eh. ehh nowww, can youu jussst ahhhhrest himm tomorrowwww mooorning ... ahhhhhh ...... !!!!!!!!!?!

SEX is like NOKIA (connecting people), like NIKE (just do it), Like PEPSI (ask for

more), like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)

Dualism Theory about BRA.

If you use it, it will thighten 2 things but if you take it off it will harden 1 thing

Why a penis is more practise than a credit card?

1. accepted all over the world

2. automatic refill

3. no due date

4. no authorization

5. no need an autograph after using it.

Have a great day ahead!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    good.

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  • 4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    Not stupid at all. They are quite funny, keep em coming.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha those are wonderful

    i love em

    youre a smarty!!

    never knew THAT much about my cell phone

    :]

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  • 1 decade ago

    so funny

    i can't stop laughing

    where do find these?

    pliz tell me more

  • lol they're not bad the first one was hilarious though lol ♥

  • Rowan
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Keep it up, they were quite good!

  • crude gross nasty vulgar eewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    WHAT QUESTION ?

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