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a bastard?

GIRL : I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST : Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so

what did he do to deserve that ?

GIRL : Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL : emmmm ....... Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL : Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL : Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he had sex with me !

PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?

GIRL :

uuuhhhhh ..........Yes !

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's still no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL : But, he told me he has AIDS !

PSYCHIATRIST : BASTARD !!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    haha i have not heard that one before

  • Pd
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL - Take care questions with such words may attract YA police

  • 1 decade ago

    The other version is about the priest!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i like that one. just goes to show u should look b4 u leap.

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha great joke

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ooh! LOL.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol!

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