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Please complete the rest of the song/poem: Jesus was a Capricorn....?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    He ate organic food

    He believed in love and peace

    And never wore no shoes

    Long hair, beard and sandles

    And a funky bunch of friends

    Reckon we'd just nail him up

    If he came down again

    Chorus:

    'cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on

    Who they can feel better than at any time they please

    Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on

    If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me

    Eggheads cussing rednecks cussing

    Hippies for their hair

    Others laugh at straights who laugh at

    Freaks who laugh at squares

    Some folks hate the whites

    Who hate the blacks who hate the klan

    Most of us hate anything that

    We don't understand

    Chorus

  • 1 decade ago

    jesus was a capricorn

    he ate organic food

    he believed in love and peace

    and never wore no shoes

    long hair beard and sandals

    and a funky bunch of friends

    reckon we'd just nail him up

    if he came down again

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  • 1 decade ago

    Chorus:

    O’ Jesus was a Capricorn,

    He embraced all the signs.

    He gave us messages

    to help us through hard times.

    He said, “I am the sign of the goat.

    My mission here is not a joke!”

    He doesn’t care if you are Gemini

    For he blessed us all…both you and I.

    Taurus is the sign of stubborn bull

    Jesus said to them, “Don’t be a fool.”

    Virgos are pragmatic, dramatic

    They draw schematics.

    Jesus said, "I don’t care if it is to scale.

    If you are good, you won’t go to Hell."

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Pisces are the watery sign of fish.

    They often sigh and often wish.

    Jesus said, “Pray for your desire,

    Send it higher, or it might expire.”

    If you are an Aquarius, you are gregarious

    You live vicarious, you are hilarious.

    Jesus said, “please get serious,

    You are making me delirious!”

    Leo the Lion growls with a roar

    They are often lambs behind their door.

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Jesus said, “You are my flock.

    Open your heart, leave it unlocked.”

    Cancer is the sign of the crab.

    They often have a gift for gab.

    Jesus said, “Just don’t lie or defy,

    Crawl on stone...I want you to fly.”

    Back to Gemini, the twin

    They show up on pure whim.

    Jesus said, “You must hear my song,

    Dual nature alone, won't move you along.”

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Sing praise for Heavenly Father, up above.

    Sing it with heart and heartfelt love.

    Sagittarius is often lucky and free.

    They land on their feet, two out of three.

    Jesus said, “Be sure to place your trust in me,

    Your luck is a gift for the glory of Thee.”

    Libra is the balance of the scale.

    They often use reason to trade and sell.

    Jesus said, "Balance is good,

    Be sure to use it as you should.”

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Scorpio the scorpion is last on the list.

    They can sting or love in lust and bliss.

    Jesus said, “Stick to lovin’ and less lust,

    And you know, in who you can trust.”

    This goes for everyone, everywhere:

    “Be kind, and lovin’, and always care,

    Offer your praises thru’ your prayer

    Be good to each other, if you dare

    I want you in the Heavens above

    I say this to you, from a place of Love.”

    Ooooh:

    If you are an Aquarius, you are gregarious

    You live vicarious, you are hilarious.

    Jesus said, “please get serious,

    You are making me delirious!”

    This goes for everyone, everywhere:

    “Be kind, and lovin’, and always care,

    Offer your praises thru’ your prayer

    Be good to each other, if you dare

    [End with Chorus]

    Source(s): River Hawthorne
  • sweets
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    wow.

    okay.

    Jesus was a Capricorn.

    He smelled nice.

    I liked Jesus.

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