If you could form your own cult - what would it be like?

Without a doubt, UFO's would play a major role in my cult. Any cult worth joining will have something to do with UFO's. I'd say there were UFO's in a far away galaxy - I'd call it the Bodega System. On the UFO's live giant pink snakes and they are our overlords. I am their chosen prophet on earth - my title is Her Resplendent Magnificence. Cult members would have to give me all their life savings (obviously) and obey all my commands. We would all wear kilts. Except for me - I would get to wear a pleather jumpsuit. But no one would be allowed to look at me - ever. To do so would incur the wrath of our serpent overlords. If someone caught sight of me, they would be stripped naked, dipped in chocolate, rolled in peanuts, and clubbed with a baby seal. Obviously I would need a couple of minions to act on behalf since no one would be allowed to see me. My minions would be Chuck Norris and Samuel L Jackson. No one would mess with me then!

It began with bootie time, until it grew fur and became the DREADED Teddy Bear Cult! Now It has spread to the 4 corners of the Earth! Ha Ha Ha!

Just look around, we're everywhere!

If I could form a cult it would be for people who are put down because they are different and considered unacceptable to the regular populace. the only rules would be honesty and no name calling.

I would form a cult with all hot guys and girls and it would be a big orgy all the time. The uniform would be our naked bodies. I would be the The Grand Fellatio Queen.

Net Creativity.

Minimum resource use, maximum creativity for sustainable living.

No clothes except when it's cold outside (or for the ugly ones...;-)

Cooperation is the norm, with protection of the individual as prime concern.

My title would be "Hey You!"

everyone would have to drink truth serum all the time but never act on what they find out from one another. that and wear all red. bright hot apple candy red.

The republican party! Lots of money, hookers, free junkets and trips, cushy job and http://www.cronyjobs.com/

haha..funny answers..so creative these people.

i would have people give me CASH. lol.

We would all wear purple and jump on a trampoline, idk, i need more time to think.