Redneck Geneology: If your father was to divorce your mother, would she still be your sister?

Q: What is the most common phrase heard by a redneck divorce lawyer?

A: "If we get divorced, will we still be cousins?"

An Arkie had an old skinny, flea bitten horse for sale.

One day an Okie saw the horse and asked, "How much?"

$150.00, the Arkie replied.

So the Okie paid the Arkie and took the nag home, fattened it up, and put the horse up for sale.

The Arkie saw the horse was for sale and said, "How much?"

The Okie replied, "$150.00".

The Arkie paid the Okie and took the fattened horse home, trimmed its mane and tail, gave it a bath, and put it up for sale again.

The Okie saw the beautiful horse was for sale and asked, "How much?"

The Arkie replied, $150.00

The Okie paid him, took the horse home, put a brand new saddle on it, and put it up for sale again.

A Oregonian saw the beautiful horse with a new saddle for sale and asked, "How much?"

$150.00, replied the Okie, so the Oregonian bought him.

The next day the Arkie asked the Okie, "Where's that horse?"

The Okie replied, "Sold him to some fella from Oregon."

The Arkie, visibly up set, said, "What 'd you go and do that for? We was makin good money on that horse!"

Q.What does the mother of a redneck daughter always here?

A.Susie went off with my cuzin,even though he was wif me, so i went off with suzies cuzin and now were al in-laws.Screw marriage.

Don't quit your day job, Mr. Foxworthy-Wannabe.

yes and you would still be my brother

Heheh some people r way too serious in this section................LOL

As well as your lesbian lover, hell yes!

LOL.