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Who would Jesus do?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    he was the basis for the movie 40yo virgin right? Oh wait, he didn't make it to 40, so he was just a virgin, or so sayeth the bible. unless...well, lets just say, don't ask, don't tell.

    Source(s): i'm not sayin'....but I'm sayin'
  • 1 decade ago

    Was the question suppose to say What would Jesus do? Or the vulgar stupid question as asked Who would Jesus Do? Jesus is Holy and without sin so He would not "do" anyone.

    Are you a moron or just somebody who gets a kick insulting other people beliefs? Grow UP ! and I will pray for your miserable little soul,and forgive your ignorance as Jesus would want me to.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Salma Hayek

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It seems pretty likely that he would do Maria Magdalena. Being charismatic enough to have 12 disciples running around after him for a few years, he probably did a lot of other girls too. At least I would.

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you sick? Why would you ask a question like that, you need to ask yourself "What you gone DO when you die, go to heaven or rot in Hell" Don`t talk about Jesus like that!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    whomever he wanted to...he is the son of god....some say he was into peter...some mary magdeline.... some say peter was into jesus and was jealous of mary magdeleine...truth is no one knows or will ever know for sure

  • WC
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Nobody in the way you suggest, gutterbrain.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    his hand, the boy could'nt get lucky if he tried. The my "dad is god" thing just doesn't work.

  • 1 decade ago

    He "did" the whole world a favor....you just don't know him yet!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    He is too holy to have kids, they would have been very vain...

    Source(s): May God, the mighty Jehovah help you repent.
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