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Señor Badass
I'm better than you.
No straight man is interested in being "just friends" with a woman. This is a fact. Agree?
If you disagree, you are wrong.
44 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoSomeone broke into my house last night, but there is no sign. Did Jesus do it?
My dad said that at around 3 in the morning he heard someone walking up and down the stairs. Our dog started barking and apparently that person went away. My dad didn't do anything because he thought it was me. But it wasn't. I can think of three explanations;
1. Someone broke in
2. Someone in our family was sleep walking
3. Twas Jesus
But the weird thing is though, there's no sign of anyone breaking in. No broken windows/locks. Either way, I'm not going to sleep tonight, just in case the culprit comes back.
What do you guys think? I always thought that this board was kind of crazy (no offense >_>), but this is really weird.
If Jesus does exist, is it possible that he's hiding in my house?
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoMy friends just say God...or so they say. What do you think?
About 2 hours ago I got a phone call from two of my friends. Anyway they where clamming they just seen God. Although they where smoking pot at the time “I do, but they do.” they said that God appeared in the room they where in, and looked like a green grid that was 6 lines by 6 lines with a glowing orb moving along the grid that talked to them telepathically. What God said was just the numbers 6, 2, and 0 over and over again. This is a picture they made of God.
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoIf you were to fight God, and he dropped a warship on you, would you say he cheated?
I would certainly say so.
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoYou know what proves God for me?
Finding smores pop-tarts in the pantry when you don't think anything's there.
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWho would Jesus do?
16 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhen I put my brain in a robot body, do I lose my soul?
And will I no longer be able to ask Jesus in my heart, now that I will have a V-5 Quad Piston Pump instead?
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWouldn't it be better for me to ask Jesus into my stomach instead of my heart?
I think it might be dangerous if he goes inside my heart. He might clog an artery. He should go inside my stomach and through my intestines so I can slowly digest him and assimilate him into myself.
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWho wants to buy an Islam-inspired swimsuit?
http://blogs.reuters.com/2006/08/31/the-whole-nine...
OMG!!1111one YOU CAN SEE HER ANKLES, SO SEXY!!!111eleven
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhat is God's IP address?
I'm going to hack his computer.
23 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoIf Jesus told you to bomb an abortion clinic, would you do it?
Yes, you have to.
24 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoAll your base are belong to God?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoMahmoud Ahmadinejad announces that Iran will strengthen ties with Japan?
Image from the press conference where he made this historic declaration:
5 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWill Jesus come back when the Mid-East runs out of oil?
Because that would be good timing on his part. At that point, the only thing the Arabs will be able to offer us is sand, camels, and cheap AK-47's.
13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWill there be arenas for human-on-human and/or human-on-animal fights to the death in the Apocalypse?
That would be so ****ing awesome.
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoHow many ZIONIST DEVIL BIRDS have you shot this year?
I've shot nine, but I hope to reach fourteen or fifteen by the end of the year.
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoHow many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thought I was going to insult some Jews didn't you? You ZIONIST DEVIL BIRD! LOLOLOLOL!
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago