Will Jesus come back when the Mid-East runs out of oil?

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Because that would be good timing on his part.  At that point, the only thing the Arabs will be able to offer us is sand, camels, and cheap AK-47's.

capt_pogo · Accepted Answer

Jesus has already returned for his second time and is currently sitting in prison.  Once he dies again he will return for a third time in the form of steam.

Pedro I. Wong · Answer

Dubya will make sure the Middle East never runs out of oil.

Donovan J · Answer

We don't know when Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, but we will know the signs, Only God the Heavenly Father knows when He will return.

maigen_obx · Answer

I don't think Jesus cares about oil.

Sam X9 · Answer

Jesus, not yet. But Satan, yes. He will inject poison in the minds of those who are anti-Christ  to start world war 3.

Susie K · Answer

never underestimate the value of a good camel!

onlyoneinall · Answer

Which Jesus? I know several of em.

006 · Answer

Are you forgetting all the US stock and government debt they own?  Foreigners own more US stock than american citizens do.

kaka90250 · Answer

..jesus who works at the taco bell....wants to go to middle east. too...

funaholic · Answer

according to a lot of (gullible) christians, the world is going to end next thursday. haha, stupid christians...

it's really going to end next friday.

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Will Jesus come back when the Mid-East runs out of oil?

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