How long in a relationship before you should pass gas in front of your mate.?

This is 2006. Forget the "proper lady etiquette" mumbo jumbo. As long as you and him feel comfortable fart away. If you need to go then you need to go. however i would be kind of hesitant to do it on the first date or even a couple of dates after that, however like i said, if you feel comfortable with him so be it.

passing gas is a natural part of life, if your man truely appreciates you he wont mind. Yes laugh make fun of it, its all good. Its better not to hold it in! I say try not to, but if it cant be avioded, just let it out. If you feel it coming on you can always excuse yourself from the table. Men pass gas all the time, its not different for us women, so dont be embarrassed about it. When it happens...it happens.

That's totally disgusting. No matter how close you are, there're still some things that should be done in private. Would you start picking your nose in front of her? Or would you take a crap in front of her? Passing gas isn't any different. If you feel it coming, excuse yourself and head for the washroom! I mean, that's just gross. It would turn me right off as a form of low class and no respect.

Ummm, if he hasn't farted infront of you already???

give it 2 months (4 if you only see him every other day) let 'er rip.... :-) Act all embarased and shy at first... now if he takes it kindly, you know you're good to go... break him in slow though.....like, maybe allow yourself 5 farts the first week and then one or two more the next week, etc. Before you know it you'll be rolling over in the bed saying "i've got something for you" and fartin' all over him.....

I'd say not before at least one month or even longer, that's for a man. Been with one guy for almost 2 years and he "caught" me the other day when I thought he left the house. ooops!!! Anyway since then, I go when I have to go now.

I've been married almost 18 years and I still don't. I told my husband that I'm saving it up for when we are old, so he can't run away and I'm going to fart myself around the room. Now my husband on the other hand....will fart just to watch my reaction.

I was raised that lady's excuse themselves to the bathroom for things like this. Having four boys who seem to love "gas", I've learned to joke about it...even if I still can't bring myself to do it.

If you would keep the question's real your answers would probably follow in suit.

When I first dated the love of my life she would never fart out loud or around me and still doesn't but, I remember early on she fell asleep and farted. I thought it was the coolest fart ever! She was relaxed and just let it rip, I smiled, leaned over, kissed her and whispered that I loved her.

I was with a guy for 5 years and never did it. It's not something a guy wants to hear from a girl no matter how comfortable or close they are.

ok this is a trick question , if you are gonna rip one BE VERY CAREFUL when you do it and what she is doing at the time you rip one ! 'This could cuase SERVER injury to you if she freaks out and she is cutting up anything with a knife ( see my point )

But the true question here is WHAT if she where to get turned on by you ripping one and wants more !

It took me almost yr to pass gas & un load the kids at the pool at my partners house...now its been almost 2 yrs & when I have to go, I just go!!