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Elmer Fudd
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Elmer Fudd asked in PetsOther - Pets · 1 decade ago

Why do monkeys have shaved bottoms?

Its soo funny.

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  • Wizzy Woman
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Because their partners insist on a Brazilian!

  • thecharleslloyd
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Very Funny Indeed. But they Don't Have Loo Roll And Showers.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They don't have shaved bottoms...its because they sit on their haunches all the time and the hair wears out. Are you referring to chimpanzees? If you are then remember they are about the nearest animal to man!!!!

  • Proto
    1 decade ago

    Because when people go to the zoo the monkeys steal their shavers and shave their bums!

    Wait, what this go to do with chickens in the toilet!

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  • Bear Naked
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    The same reason some folks shave their pubic hairs!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    so the s h i t dont stick

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Stop S*H*I*T sticking to it?

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