Best Bumper Sticker?

It's such a beautiful day,

I think I'll skip my medications

Stop Inbreeding Ban Country Music

Work harder millions on welfare depend on you

My child was inmate of the month at county jail

Can't feed em? Don't BREED em"

Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield

I'm retired go around me

mom@stressedout.com

Filthy Stinking Rich ( 2 out of 3 ain't bad)

at this gift shop here were i live theres alot of funny 1s. theres "retired i was tired yesterday and im tired agian today". "keep honking im reloading", "horn broken watch for the finger", "my wife says i never lisen to her...or something like that", "i used up all my sick days so i called in dead", "im retired dont ask me to do a damn thing", "get in sit down hang on and shut up", "cation blonde thinking", and "in your case brain washing would be a good thing". theres alot more and there all so hilarious!

sorry if this offends but I thought it was funny.

I show a bumper sticker that had a picture of the virgin Mary on one side a the caption

"see abstinence is not a hundred percent."

Castration for a Better Nation

It refers to stricter punishments for child molesters and rape offenders.

Jesus may love you but the rest of us think you're an A**Hole

Mary was an unwed teenage mother

Eve was framed

Here are two that i have :)

"Im only speeding cause i really have to poop" and there is a pic of cartoon poop on it.

and

"Cleverly disguised as a responsible teenager"

If this cars swerving it's coz I'm drunk. not that i agree with drunk driving but i had to laugh

driver swerves and hits people at random,i only do what my rice crispies tell me too