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(JOKE) Sexual Sandals?

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners Come in. Come into my humbleshop." So the married couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex hero he was. The husband asked the man, "how could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?" Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.

Update:

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years -- raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy's pants.

All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Sick, but very funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha the man needed Some anyway!

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Bizarre Bazaar Battle of the Buffoons! LOL. LOL.

  • 1 decade ago

    keep 'em coming Vette. Funny joke.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ah ha! The guy turned GAY! Tee Hee Hee!

  • Mary
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Good one. Vetteleo, you always have the best jokes.

  • pskcab
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    That was so flicking funny!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny!! lol

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