Which do you think is the best quote in a movie and the worst one in a movie or tv show?

...Ray..when some one asks you if you're a God ..you say YES!! -Ghostbusters

...the sign over the urinal says "don't eat the big white mint" -Roadhouse

...did you say Yewts?! - My cousin vinny

Worst?! Haven't come across one yet... most movies I see I love a line from every one of them...

The best movie quote- " Heeeeeres Johnny" by Jack Nicholson in the Shining. The worst TV one was "Aaaayyyyyy" by the Fonz(he was so lame).

On British TV, the character and chatshow host Mrs Merton, (played by Caroline Aherne, who becomes Mrs Merton by being made up to look like an old lady), was interveiwing Debbie McGee (Debbie had a minor job on a game show, and married it's celebrity host, who is much older than herself and he isn't very attractive. This question was about her husband)

'So Debbie, what was it that first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?'

Class, or what!!!!!!!!

Best Quote Ever! from Pulp Fiction:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

are you crying? theres no crying in baseball! A league of their own

life is like a box of chocolates forrest gump

2 of them from the shining

Jack: Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the f*ck in!

Jack Torrance: Heeere's Johnny!

caddy shack

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

Sandy MacReedy: Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

aliens Get away from her you b*tch!

had me at hello jery maguire movie was pretty bad

one of the funniest lines from a movie, from weird science.

in the bar scene, a guy asks

"whats a good looking babe doing hanging around with a couple of Malacca's like these?"

to which one of the main characters relies

"HEY TONY, SHE'S INTO MALACCA'S !"

In "Tootsie", Bill Murray calls Dustin Hoffman a 'xlxt'

That cracked me up.

Best: Muriel's Wedding

"Let her finish her Orgasm"

Worst: Terminator

"Ah'll be baack"

Good:

"Harley, you shitbird, you shot me"

*Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man*

"Ah, Rome, I did my first bare-handed strangulation in Rome"

*Hudson Hawk*

"Quick, what's the meaning of life?"

"Dale Beaverman"

*St. Elmo's Fire*

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

*Jaws*

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen"

*Say Anything"

Bad:

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"

*Dirty Dancing*

"Love means never having to say your sorry"

*Love Story*

The hall of fame bad quote:

"Stay Gold, Ponyboy"

*The Outsiders*

the best quote is from gladiator "my name is maximus decimus meridius...father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife...and i shall have my vengence...in this life or the next"

the worst quote is from jerry maguire "you had me at hello" (LAME!)