Every time I poop my toilet breaks? why?

I thought that it only happened to Al Bundy.

Hmmmmmm ...so when you say "break" I assume you mean it stops up and won't flush through. If you are breaking the porcilean when you use the John, it could be either a weight problem (time for a diet and loss of some LBs.) or you are regularly eating something highly toxic that will eat through even a clay toilet (not likely)

So ...a stoppage I can answer for. A low flush toilet that is cheap will take several flushes to empty. IF the stoppage is "profound" there is simply too much bulk to go down the throat or orfice.

You will need a plunger (plumber's helper). Place the black or red rubber cup over the muck and mess and very gently ease the cup around the throat and push gently and pull until you can feel a bit of a suction, then again gently do a sharp push to push a burst of water and stuff down into the throat. If you are doing it right the blast will force the mess into the throat and then flush again and it should go down. If you are doing it wrong ...it will be all over the floor and quite possibly on your face. So be careful! Keep working it this way until it goes down totally.

Lovely subject. I have many toilets under my pervue and I have become a master at unclogging due to big ....DO DO's. That's what it is you know. You are full of big do do's. Try and pace yourself and not use so much TP to clean up. (Or flush half way through but keep an eye under you or you could get a wet butt.) This will make it more likely you won't have a problem with stoppages.

Hope this helps. (I'm going to go have Snickers bar now.)

probably because you weigh more than the toilet can support

I suggest you go on a diet

STOP!!! go use your nieghbor's. I did that once and you should have seen her face when I opened the door :) GET ER DONE I'll bet they haven't used that bathroom since.

maybe you should ingest 1 tsp of mineral oil every day for a week to loosen your impacted stool.

Sanitary vent stack is clogged.Squirrels racoons.Clear it you should be good then..

Perhaps it's something you ate.

you might want to see a doctor...

You're just full of S H I T ! ! !

to much paper