how would Bush looks if he is pinnochio?

He would not be able to walk because his nose would be so long it would knock people down every way he turned. The sad part is that he probable would lie about why his nose is so big and even sadder, some American people would believe him.

He would have a nose that started at the East Coast and goes all the way to the West coast!

the same way pinnochio would look if he is bush!

as my pennies ....

A man went into a bar with a pet monkey. While he was having a drink, the monkey started exploring all over the place. "Don't worry about any damage he may do, " the man told the concerned bartender, "I'll pay for any damages."

"What I can't understand ," replied the barkeep, "is why your monkey keeps putting things in his *** before he swallows them."

"Oh, " the monkey's owner replied, "Ever since he swallowed a cue ball, he measures everything."

His nose would be as wide as Iraq. oh, yeah. It's called "Operation Iraqui Freedom." OIF. What about "Operation Iraqui Liberty." OIL!

Let's put it this way, the worlds wood demand for years would be satisfied with his nose!

His nose would be longer then the pipeline he wants to build through Afganistan.

he would have a nose as long as World Trade Centers

Who is bush?

For once, we'd see who's pulling his strings!