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How to Cook a Turkey?

How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3: Put turkey in oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    sounds like thanks giving at my house only this is a little bit more sober

  • 1 decade ago

    Gee...I thought I had a good little rum and coke buzz goint there, but I guess not, because it made Precieft Snece to me.

    And it made me laugh.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hic hey bart ender hic i'll hic have an ah an ana another dinki hic pease hic. cheers

  • 1 decade ago

    I feel drunk just reading this...lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    YOU MUST HAVE BEEN AT MY HOUSE THANKSGIVING. LOL I LOVE IT THAT MADE MY DAY THANKS FOR THE LAUGH...

  • 1 decade ago

    Well that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy thanks giving to you!!!

    CHEERS!

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