Are Pastafarians worried about Muslim extremists declaring a Jihad against the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

We who are washed in the sauce have nothing to fear.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a loving God and could no longer deliver every person to hell. actually, there is not any hell. He quite does no longer want to punish every person who's a nonbeliever, nevertheless He might actually fairly which you embraced His Noodly Goodness. you will no longer be apologetic approximately doing so interior the slightest. R'Amen.

Lmao @ Pastafarians.... Witty

And turn RAmen into RAmendan?!? Eeegads.

Nope, not at all. We have the Fiery Garlic Bread Demon on our side.

No, we shall calm them with several helpings of pasta and ramen.

I don't think so because they are not related to the zionist pig dogs.

Al Qaeda wouldn't, but _Hummus_ might. O_-

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BRING IT ON!!! We'll kick some Jihad ***!

Heaven forbid that God would allow such a thing to happen!