The Aspiring Psychiatrists?

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on

emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the

student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from

Oklahoma.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the

opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."