butterfly

Im working at a booth-rent salon, and I was wondering.... If a stylist was to take a leave for about 4-6 weeks due to having a baby, would she still have to pay her booth-rent for that time? The owner of the salon I work at has no idea, so we would like to know what the norm is for this. Thank you

Im working at a booth-rent salon, and I was wondering.... If a stylist was to take a leave for about 4-6 weeks due to having a baby, would she still have to pay her booth-rent for that time? The owner of the salon I work at has no idea, so we would like to know what the norm is for this. Thank you

My boys are 3 and 5. They take baths together, and I was wondering at what age should they be taking a bath alone? I have tried it once before, but they both freak out if I do it. The 3 year old is the worse of the two. Im afraid they may be getting to old for it now, especially the 5 yr old. And if I do it now, whats a good way to get them to want to do it?

A friend of mine read that you can take a high dose of birth control as the morning after pill. So in stead of calling her doctor to get it, she took four of her low dose birth control pills. Is this going to hurt her? Or even stop her body from produsing a baby? seems like it could, but it sounds so unsafe. I tried to talk her out of it, but hell she did it any way. So is it going to work for her, or is it just going to hurt her? Im worried about her.

I HAD THIS SENT TO ME, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT SAYS. FORGIVE ME IF IT IS SOMETHING BAD. I JUST REALLY WANT TO KNOW. ANY HELP WOULD BE GREAT. THANK YOU!

الرساله دى على قد ما تقدر يمكن تكون سبب فى دخولى ودخولك الجنه ياصحبى ((( سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العظيم : لو تعبان او زعلان او متضايق قل لااله الا اللة سيدنا محمد رسول اللة امانة فى عنقك الى يوم الدين ترسلها الى كل الايميلات الى عندك حتى لو كنت انا منهم ( ابعتها الى كل واحدتعرفة

I have lost alot of weight, and I work out, but my breasts are not what they used to be. Having a boob job isnt an option. They are not bad looking, but I wouldnt mind them looking like they did before kids. (I have two) Is there anthing I could do?

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free mode Everyone else stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found

this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price." The man hangs up

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Its only on my left hand. Its been going on for about 5 days now. It doesnt hurt.

Its been well over fifty days sence my last period. I have taken at home pregnancy test (4) they have all came back negative. I dont feel pregnant either. My system has never been normal unless on birthcontroll, and I have been off it four about 5 or 6 months. I really dont want to get back on it.I should add, I have never been this late. Will it hurt my body to not have a period? And what else could it be? I know stress can do it, but Im really not under alot right now. I am going to the doctor next week, I just thought maybe someone would know what could be going on. I know you are not a doctor, but it could help if someone knows something.

Is there any way you can be pregnant, (I would be at lest 2 months if I was) and none of the test come up positive? That just doesnt sound logical. But I guess stranger things have happen.

Thank you

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to The priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, Being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what He had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" >The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does. :):)

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on

emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the

student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from

Oklahoma.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the

opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving

violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop,

"it looks like you've had quite a few.

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding

his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your

car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I

thought I'd gone deaf."

A police officer pulled over a red

Porsche after it had run a stop sign, "May I see your driver's license

and registration please?"

"What's the problem, officer?" snapped the motorist.

"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me," countered the driver.

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop,

look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"You gotta be kidding me!" barked the offender.

"It's no joke, sir."

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within

twenty miles, and proceeded with caution," argued the driver.

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a

complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL!" interrupted the

belligerent motorist. "What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and

registration immediately!"

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down,

and coming to a complete stop."

The police officer had enough, "Sir, I can do better than that." He

opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded

to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. "Now sir,

would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"

A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer

and said: "Your check came back."

The old man replied, "So did my arthritis." :):)

This is a silly joke. I herd it and thought it was cute.

A scientist finally succeeded in cloning himself, but all his clone

would do was sit around and spew out cuss words. After a week of

this, the scientist finally got fed up and pushed his clone out of the

10th-story office window.

A short time later there was a knock on his office door. The scientist

opened the door to find a policeman who said, "I'm going to have to

arrest you for making an obscene clone fall."

When wr!t!ng someth!ng, always use an exclamat!on po!nt where there !s a

lower case "i" to make !t look as though you are wr!t!ng !t ups!de-down.

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Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)

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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear

them one day after your boss does.(This is especially effective if your

boss is the opposite gender.)

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Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For

example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.'

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While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.

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Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

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Insist that your e-mail address be zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com

or mailto:Elvis_the_King@companyname.com>

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Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

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Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair

dancing.

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Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

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Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.

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Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

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For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and

snorkel. If no one notices, ditch the snorkel and see how many fish you

can catch in your mouth.

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Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc. in the

break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub

your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that."

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Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over

their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

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When driving colleagues around, insist on keeping your car's windshield

wipers running during all weather conditions to keep 'emtuned up.

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Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

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Practice making fax and modem noises.

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Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc them to your

boss.

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Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

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Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the

entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

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Dont use any punctuation

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As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

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While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

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At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars

to see if they slow down.

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Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

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Stomp on plastic ketchup packets.

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Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

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Honk and wave at strangers.

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Decline to be seated at a restaurant, then eat the complimentary mints by

the cash register.

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TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

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type only in lowercase.

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What?" "Never mind. It's gone now."

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Sing along at the opera.

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Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party

because you're not in the mood.

There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God's throne, and God asks him, "So, how do you like it up here?"

The mouse says, "It's nice, but could I get a pair of roller skates?"

God says, "Sure."

So, the mouse gets his roller skates.

Well, the next day, the cat approaches God's throne, and the same question is directed at him. So, he answers, "It's great! I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!"

1. I don't question your existence - GOD

2.Next time you think you're perfect...

...try walking on water

3.Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

4. When you Come the rapture can I have your car?

5. It's okay, I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.

6.If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?

7.Jesus. Don't leave earth without him.

8.Eve was framed. :):)

I am going to beauty school. I have paid it 100% in full. The past few months I have missed a lot of school. Not by choice. Both of my children have been very ill. When the kids are ill Im not able to take them to daycare of course. My hubby cant stay home with them while I go to school, because he is the bread winner of the family.

My question is, can they drop me for this? Even if I bring in doctors notes, and have proof that Im not just messing around. There are times I do not take them to the doctor because it does get expensive, and half the time they really dont need to go, because they cant do anything for them. And if they do drop me, what can I do about it?

TY:)

wasnt sure where to post this question.

Back in May I let a good friend store her car in my yard untill she could find a place to put it. We agreed she would have it out of my yard by August. Well, now its September, and she keeps telling me she will come get it, and never does. WHat would you do in this situation? The car doesnt run, and Im feeling taken advantage of. I have told her this also. Seems like she doesnt care. Should I have it towed away? Or what?? I dont want to have to pay for something that isnt mine to tow away.