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Funny Stuff. .. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.?

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free mode Everyone else stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found

this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price." The man hangs up

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    ROFL!

    I don't golf, but I can appreciate the humor.

    Thanks.

  • 1 decade ago

    that was a good 1.

  • 1 decade ago

    good and expensive joke. he didn't care about the money because it wasn't his that was being spent so sky was the limit.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hourk! Hourk! Hourk! (that's a good one)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol plz email me the website for that joke o umm my email is Ying_YZ11395@yahoo.com

  • 1 decade ago

    lol now thats funny...I hope Santa finds u....Merry Christmas!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHAHHAH!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAH! Oh wow I bet she got a stern talking to later on!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha......very funny.....just imagine the plight of the husband,,,then you can't stop laughing.....lmao

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    not funny that was my phone.

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