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Tried a serious question,didn't work, so, is this funny?, in a religious sense?

A burglar breaks into a house, he's looking for the safe when he hears a voice.....

"Jesus is watching you!"

In panic he spins round and his torch illuminates a parrot.

"Was that you? did you say that?" exclaims the thief.

"Yes it was me,and Jesus is still watching you!" says the bird.

"I couldn't give a toss for your Jesus, but you might be worth something. You got a name?"

"Moses" the parrot replies.

"Moses? what kind of religious idiot calls a parrot Moses?"says the burglar with a laugh.

The parrot caws and winks...." The same idiot that calls the Rottwieler Jesus!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Heh, yeah, that's cute, I like it =)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You are so going to HELL for blasphemy!!

    LoL!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol great joke

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! Love it!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not bad... Sacreligious, but not bad... :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good one...

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LMAO! Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    :-)

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