Ninjas vs. Zombies who wins in a fight?

Ninja Zombies.

Okay. First lets point out the things you got wrong...then I'll get to the part when I agree with you.

zombies don't punch. they have no motor control other than the quest for food. also, their punch wouldn't be strong...as their bodies still decompose just like anyother 'dead' bio material.

speed isn't an issue...because zombies are SUPER SLOW. You wouldn't need to be a ninja to be faster than a zombie.

Zombies don't travel in large groups. If there is one person in a heavily populated area that has had a zombie outbreak...yes, they'd be 1 person in the midst of what seems to be a large group. But the zombies aren't working together...they are each just trying to get a meal.

Zombies have no breath, as their lungs do not function. The typical zombie moan is created when a zombie opens it's mouth large to consume human flesh, and wind goes down creating that well known moooooooaaaaaan.

If the ninja has a sturdy sword he could take out the zombies. A sword is techniqually the best weapon (although not practical for most people) for taking out zombies. one quick slice to the neck, and then stomp the head when it's on the ground. Afterwards the ninja can torch all the bodies/smashed heads to be safe!!

I would like to say that the ninja would win, but I don't think that it be possible. One ninja against thousands of zombies just doesn't seem possible. He'd have to do mostly ranged fighting. The probability of the ninja NOT getting bit, or scratched at some point is really slim. I will have to side with the zombies on this one.

I really think that most of you should take a trip to your local libraries and read up on zombies. Then you would know that a zombie going on a rampage of killing and eating people is not possible. Also if a hundred ninjas fight a hundred Zombies the ninjas would lose hands down unless they learn or already know how to kill a zombie. And all the kicking and stabbing will not stop a zombie.............

the ninja does not have mystical abilities they are assasins they are trained to kill people silently and quick a ninja would not be equiped to fight an army and the ninja are mainly in close combat and the principles of ninjitsu are using an enemies weight and speed to defeat a person and since zombies are imagined as neither fast nor heavy the ninjitzu would not be effective and the zombies do not have pressure points so the ninjas shabo would not be effective

One ninja against an army of zombies?! We`re talking about a man fighting 20 000 or more individuals! As mistic as you think the ninja is, it would undoubtedly lose! Ninjas, first of all, are not mistical spirits from the pitts of Hell, as you imagine. they are simple humans trained in the art of ninjutzu. even the most skilled ninja would probably tire out after killing(again) 150 or so zombies. after that he would either retreat, become zombie chow, or call in for reinforcements. Ninjas are not strictly solitary people. They train in dojos, usualy in the japonese mountains. they are trained asasins, surveing one master which tells them to asasinate a certain individual or an entyre army. The master tells them where to go, how many of them should go and what the background and security is like and plenty of other more usefull information. if you love ninjas so much read Stephen K. Haye`s book called "The secret art the the ninja"

Depends on how many Ninjas. Ninjas are very healthy and strong but one guy could probably take like a 100. So if the ninja had like a 20,000 army of ninjas vs 40,000 zombies.... chances are ninjas would win. Depends on how many of each there is

An army of zombies wouldn't go on a rampage, per se. They don't do anything unless their master commands them to. A rampage is a spontaneous act. They could, however, be told to go on a killing spree.

But one ninja against a zombie army? He'd better have a good car with a full tank of gas.

You know what? Screw that. He could blow them up.

I think the numbers go against him. The way to kill a zombie is to take his head off, a shotgun would do for example. But say the ninja had a sword, even he would get tired after a while

One ninja against and army of Zombies, no way. Zombies would definitely win though shear numbers.