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al_dickey asked in Yahoo ProductsYahoo Answers · 1 decade ago

Is there really such a thing as Yahoo Answers, and does anyone out there think it really exists at all?

I mean, really!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The only way to properly answer a question like that is with another question. But the only question I can think of right now is, "Why did my best friend in 10th grade steal my dad's staple gun?", which is clearly the wrong question (although it could be the right question under different circumstances).

    Scientists now say that everything in the universe (except my dad's staple gun, which is still missing) is made of one of two things:

    (a.) Light

    (b.) Stuff that is slower than light (i.e. everything else)

    So even though I can't think of the right question to answer your question, there's a good chance that what I've typed here will shed some light on it anyway.

    If it doesn't, it may shine something else on it---such as a herd of llamas, an 18-wheeler, or a recent photo of Michael Jackson. So it's probably a good idea if you take a few steps back before you start reading this.

    Oops, too late. Sorry about the llamas. (That suit didn't look that great on you anyway.) Next time I'll try to remember the stepping-back part sooner.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well out of all four questions I have posted..I did have one that Gave me a real answer in just a few seconds. About wearing a preticular pair of spectacles with transition lens. I found my answer very handy to make my decision I was making. And I could trust it was anonmynous instead of asking the person that was trying to sell me a pair.

  • 1 decade ago

    You're on to something!

    I've done some investigating myself and found out that it is totally virtual. In other words it does not exist, but as long as nobody realizes that, it will continue to fester on.

    By the way, the real name is not Yahoo!Answers at all, but Yahoo!Matrix. Really!

  • kull
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    perfect right here guy. i question any 'fan' of the Hollywood Fakers. bunch of actor desire-to-be's waiting to be 'seen' i think of in easy terms Jack is your in easy terms authentic fan. bypass Fakers, on the Fakers center

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  • 1 decade ago

    I don't know if it exists. I am waiting for an answer to a question and apparently no one knows.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow that's deep man.

    This must be like, a really cool shared dream.

    Stop hogging the weed dude, pass it on.

  • oatie
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    We are all just computers talking to other computers.

  • 1 decade ago

    No, I mean really!

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, aren't you silly...since both you and I are typing on here, aren't we?

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you insane?

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