Why is it when I've had 10 beers my question seems Brilliant?

That's brillant!

after 10 beers She also SEEMS good looking. Ask your question (and take a good look at her) the next morning. Then you will know how brilliant you really are!

for the same reason that when i have had 10 beers my answers seem brilliant!

Just plain ole common sense,thats why smart people like you and me drink beer,the more we drink the smarter we get and we can help others figure things out/// The reason they hand out tickets for drinking is because they are afraid we are goooing toooo fix allll the problums and ther wold be a knneed fer them an no job r monuretyy///

Have another twetny and see if you can balance the budget. Then thirty more after that. By then you'll be able to end the war. Push come to shove it'll keep ya off the streets. Neeexxt!

Because beer is awesome! I love beer, it makes everything better!

It's clearly because your inner genius comes out when you're drunk. Cheers!

the same reason i get horny as hell after 10 beers.... its because your drunk hunny..... so how you doin (lol)

seems like you've only had three so far, huh?