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Ninjas vs. Martians who wins in a fight?

Lets say the Martians finally decide to invade earth. I think ninjas are the only entities that could step forward to stop the alien threat. But the thing is, Martians have ray guns that desintegrate you, and they have big brains that allow them to think really fast. So they could form a good strategy really quick.

Ninjas are speedy creatures and could probably dodge the ray guns but may have a tough time keeping up with the Martian superior intellect.

Still, I think once the Ninjas discover they can crack the alien glass helmets its all over. Advantage ninja... opinions?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Is this even a question that deservs an answer.... Of course ninjas would win... i mean come on that is like saying hhhhmmmmm do i want prime rib or crap tonight for supper? Ninjas are insanely kick ***.. For more info to prove my theroy check out this web site you will love it (if you dont already know about it)

    www.askaninja.com

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the martians would build robot armies. martians and ninjas wouldn't actually fight. the ninjas would be fighting the robot army. since the martians can build robots faster than ninjas can train new ninjas eventually the martians would win. UNLESS somehow the ninjas could get on the space ships and sabotage the robot army production... enough to slow it down. ALTHOUGH it is highly likely a small group of ninjas would see the ninja cause as lost and go over to the martian side giving martians access to ninja technology. the ninjas would have to go underground to reduce the amount of infiltration...... it's a tough call the struggle would go on for hundreds of years.

  • KatGuy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Martians, since they have Martian Ninjas.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is a trick question. There's no such thing as Ninjas. Martians win by default.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ninja's. They can resist the common cold. Initially it would look like the Martians are winning, but then they sneeze and die.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NINJAS- UNLESS THE MARTIANS HAVE RAY GUNS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    You know an awful lot about Martian technology and life? Are you some sort of interplanetary spy?

  • 1 decade ago

    Ninja's with samarai swords!

    Best answer?

  • 1 decade ago

    You've been seeing to many star trek/star war/Bruce Lee movies.

  • 1 decade ago

    thank gods we had have some superior intellectual ppl governing us ! i would like the change !

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