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ridingthestorm_out
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ridingthestorm_out asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Marriage Humor,, not intended for the humorless?

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.

He thought he was God, and I didn't.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:

Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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For Sale:

Wedding dress, size 8.

Worn once by mistake.

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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a

woman:

Before marriage and after marriage.

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  • Mikillah
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Wow those are the most interesting especially the 3 ring circus.Have to use them sometime.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    yes it is so true and somewhat funny that men thinks we womans are to blame.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha

  • ηєvєrmorє
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    hahaha!! That's funny! (although I'm not married)ha ha Still very good!! Just didn't get the last one.....

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  • legallyblond2day
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    So true, so true... Especially the first one, that's awesome!

  • fred k
    1 decade ago

    Lol That's funny !!

  • gothmusicforlife
    1 decade ago

    completly tru loved it ; D

  • Little_Lilth
    1 decade ago

    lol, I gotta admit there's some truth to those.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heheheh>>>>short and sweet>>>>very good and funny>>>LOL

  • Dark SOuL
    1 decade ago

    really funny.especially the first one.thanks..(^^,)

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