Mans' Best Friend?

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the

wife

goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a

ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah, right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The

wife

tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the

closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the

dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is

amazed.

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking

with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring

loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him, so she goes

to

the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it around her

husband's testicles.

Amazingly it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the

bathroom. As

he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a

blue

ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks

back

into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's

testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers "don't know where

we

were, or what we did, but, we took first and second place!"