which is your most boring moment ? OR most boring time, but u must have to suffer ?

when i dont have anything to do and have free time

THESE ARE SILLY LITTLE PUNS TO FORGET THE BORDOM

Featured Puns:

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.

Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.

When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

Question: How did Christopher Columbus finance his trip to America? Answer: With the Discover Card.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Show me where Stalin's buried and I'll show you a communist plot.

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill."

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

Complete List of Silly Puns

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"

I was on an elevator the other day, and the operator kept calling me 'son.' I said, 'Why do you call me 'son'? You're not my father.' He said, 'I brought you up, didn't I?'

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.

Without geometry, life is pointless

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.

Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.

I went to a seafood disco rave last week and pulled a mussel.

What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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Shopping for clothes with my gf. More specifically waiting outside the changing rooms...

Why must the changing rooms always be in the middle of the underwear department? >_<

Everyday that I work. It's 12 hour shifts and you work mostly alone on a single machine. No music....no one to talk to...I'm dying just typing about it.

Listening to my mom tell stories about the old days is like watching paint dry. She branches off onto 'sub-stories' & can never stick to the point. I feel like slitting my wrists but she's my mother & I gotta just listen to it I guess!

My whole existence is a boring time at the minute because I'm unemployed! Grrrrrr! :-(

It is waiting at the diner to pick up my father-in-law as he stares off into space

Algebra and History teacher talkin justa sit there and listen 2 their borin asses drives me crazy ...I usually fall asleep ...yes the barber shop takes 4ever ...its a freekin 2 hour wait justa get your hair tapered and faded ..w.t.f.

during dinner time when i am forced to watch ekta kapoor's serials because of my mom.

right NOW at work at 6 in the morning,,waiting for my loser co workers to get her,,,