Who ever can come up with the funniest acronym for the letters CSDF wins?

Calculus stars don’t f*ck.

Colorado Springs Dumb F*cks

Can't sell Diet Fruit

Can't See Dumb Friends

Can Steve Date Frannie

Can Sara Date Frank

Can Steve Dig Fertilizer

Cops Sitting During Fire

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Sex

Damn

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Cleveland Sports Doom Forecast

I'm an Indians fan.

clip some dog fur

but I hope to get best answer with this one,

Cook Some Damned Food!

cool snails donate flagella

create spontaneous disco fever

carl seeks date furiously

colorado slows down flights

chris shows dirty feet

candy sometimes does funny

can somebody dial france?

cruddy suits determine fashion

or

cramped sex during fishing

or

crumpled spaghetti does fine

or

(this is fun...)

corny sailfish don't fly

or

clapping seals drip furiously

condom stuck die fast

conceited sluts die faster