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What do you call....?

a guy with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? BOB

a guy with no arms or legs on your porch? MATT

a guy with no arms or legs on the wall? ART

a guy with no arms or legs in your sink? DWAYNE

a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL

a girl with no arms or legs at the beach? SANDY

a girl with one leg? EILEEN

asian girl with one leg? IRENE

Update:

and by the way, ashley, I am a girl. I do have compassion for the handicapped and malformed. I have two parents that are quite handicapped...dad has polio, mom is blind. They TAUGHT me to have a sense of humor about oneself...they crack jokes about themselves ALL THE TIME. You need a Valium or something to lighten up.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    what do you call 2 guy with no arms and no legs on your window silll??? CURT AND ROD!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have one...

    What do you call a guy with no sense of compassion for handicapped people, no sense of humor to speak up, and a very small brain? Scooter.

  • 1 decade ago

    a voyeur? Seymour

    a female lawyer? Sue

    a female burger flipper? Patty

    a guy with short hair? Butch

    a guy with long hair? Harry

    a guy with a long -----? Dick

    a guy who is a plumber? Dwayne

  • 1 decade ago

    You are good at that! Very creative! Unlike me! LOL

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  • 1 decade ago

    i agree with creampie its not that funny

    oops did i say creampie? i meant cherripie.... ;) hey gurl

  • 1 decade ago

    dude, that sucked

  • 1 decade ago

    not that funny.

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