Do you know any good clean Doctor jokes?

The doctor took Dan into the room and said "Dan, I have some good news and some Bad news."

"Oh,no. Give me the good news ,I guess" replied Dan.

"They're going to name a disease after you."

Asking for a good clean joke about a Doctor , in itself is a good Joke !!! Ha Ha Ha ...I will also wait for ...if you get any !!! All the best !

An old man goes to the doctor one day. Being very nervous about the visit he takes his wife along. The doc says I am gonna need a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample. The old man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "what did he say"? The wife says.... "He said give him your underwear"!

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Why are doctores good at writting in cursufth B/C they like curcing

a nurse goes up to a doctor and says "doctor why do you have a thermometer behind your ear" the doctor reaches up to feel and then says "damn! some asshole has my pen!"

a teenage girl is being examined by their physician. he instructs,''big breaths'' to which she replies,''yeath , and am only thixteen''.

no i don't but i'd like to learn some too.

no