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A woman walked in her home one day and walked by her daughter's bedroom
She heard a noise,She opened the door and saw her daughter using a vibrator
The Mother asked what are you doing?
The girl explained,Mom I am 32 years old,I am not that pretty ,This is the closest thing i will ever have to a husband.The mother sighed and left the room
The next day the father walked by his daughter room and he heard a noise and opened the door and saw his daughter using a vibrator and ask What are you doing? The daughter replied Dad i am 32 years old i am not that pretty and this is the closest thing i will ever have to a husband. The dad sighed and left the room. The next day the mother came home from work and heard the same noise in the living room she saw her husband laying on the couch.She said What are you doing with that.He said me and the Son In Law are watching a football game
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
Don't care who you are that's funny
I do not know if the dad was using it. But if he was guess the daughter better look for a new husband lol
14 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
LOL. That was funny if I wasn't at work I would have laughed out loud!
- Anonymous5 years ago
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a apartment in a brand new housing growth and a woman responded the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computer I have visible in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not bought the vigour on but!"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Huh? So was the dad using the vibrator
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- Inferno13Lv 61 decade ago
That's pretty d*mn good. But too bad for that poor ugly woman... so very, very ugly, it's sad.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
not with a cundom
