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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • RNM
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    to catch her beloved one on the other side..

  • 1 decade ago

    because he thought he might get hit by a car but in the middle of the road nhe saw a cake across the street (he was fat) then he went to his friends to share but they didnt like cake so he ate it his self then went to the carnival (weeeeeeeee) but got sick so he went to the doctors and they said he would die if he didnt lose weight so he went on extreme makeover and was like 23656758 pounds smaller and he married this girl chiken who wasnt fat and on their hunnymoonthey decided to go to hawaii but they left after a week and moved in together and 12 months later 10 BABY CHICKS but then they all got killed and theyre dismembered bodys were sold to KFC McDonalds Wendys etc. and they DIDNT live happily ever after (yea that was very ADD)

  • 1 decade ago

    Because Col. Sanders was chasing him?

    Source(s): KFC
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    To get to the other slide.

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  • 1 decade ago

    He was running away from the butcher!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    not to get catch from someone

  • 1 decade ago

    i always here this riddle and i could never figure it out

  • 1 decade ago

    to get away from mr, sanders?

  • 1 decade ago

    To get to the other side

    duh....

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL Because KFC don't deliver......

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