Remember me? I'm the guy that hasn't been in a question here besides my own yet. You'll never believe this.

So check this out: I added some "details" to that question I asked a moment ago, which were an attempt at a humourous parody of some sort of doom cult or something. No real reason, just rambling. Well, right as I'm typing about how I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS and all that, I look, and I see that Yahoo Answers, by way of attending my own question only, actually gave me the secret of the universe, to which, if everyone knows it, we'd all get along and live in Peace. It was from MY OWN question that the ACTUAL ANSWER to all the things you guys on both sides of the spectrum argue about need to know! The best part? You can get the same answer from YOUR OWN Questions!! Here it is. It said it, right AFTER my question to you guys. My Answer, direct from the actual "Yahoo Answers" itself:

"You can't answer your own question."

HOLY BALLS. Pro-phukking-found is the only way to describe this experience. I can't believe the irony. Do you guys understand?

"You can't answer your own question."